At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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