real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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