just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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