piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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