did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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