Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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