I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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