I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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