he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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