Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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