I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize