did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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