Is it normal to miss your booty call?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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