does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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