So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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