Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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