Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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