Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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