mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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