That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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