By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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