just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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