it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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