your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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