Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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