ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The Olympian is in my bed
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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