plz talk dirty to me
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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