her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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