I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
