Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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