brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...