All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Let's get the cat blown out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize