you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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