I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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