so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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