Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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