At least make sure they are 18
Why
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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