It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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