sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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