He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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