So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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