who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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