it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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