I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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