sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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