I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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