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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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