Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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