Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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