Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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