No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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