I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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